1. A Democrat or Republican who criticizes someone from the opposite party for unethical, illegal, or criminal behavior, and then makes excuses when someone from his or her own party does the same thing.
2. A Reformer whose only act of reform is getting himself or herself elected.
3. A Conservative whose only act of conservation is not paying taxes.
4. A pro-life zealot who believes that abortion is murder and then kills a doctor who performs one.
5. A philanthropist who donates money to his or her house of worship, that he or she earned by taking advantage of others.
6. A pro-gun supporter who argues about his or her second amendment rights, but thinks nothing of the other amendments.
Tuesday, April 30, 2013
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