My thumbnail sketches of theGOP presidential field:
Bachmann: How can we get inoculated against whatever she's carrying?
Huntsman: Another Mormon? Too nice a guy for the Republicans to show him big love.
Santorum: Preaches a form of Christianity with which Jesus would be unfamiliar.
Gingrich: Too smart to actually believe the nonsense he spews.
Paul: If they can't pay for insurance let them die.
Cain: Former CEO of Godfather's Pizza has an offer I can refuse.
Perry: Makes the previous governor of Texas look like a Mensa member.
Romney: His claim to fame as a governor is the successful Obamacare style program he instituted in Massachusetts which he has now decided would be bad for America.
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Great! The only disagreement I have is about Newt. If he was so smart, he would have used up his 500,000 revolving Tiffany no interest account before it became public knowledge.
What a jerk!
i like the Santorum sentence alot.
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