Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Six definitions of hypocrite

1. A Democrat or Republican who criticizes  someone from the opposite party for unethical, illegal, or criminal behavior, and then makes excuses when someone from his or her own party does the same thing.

2. A Reformer whose only act of reform is getting himself or herself elected.

3. A Conservative whose only act of conservation is not paying taxes.

4. A pro-life zealot who believes that abortion is murder and then kills a doctor who performs one.

5. A philanthropist who donates money to his or her house of worship, that he or she earned by taking advantage of others.

6. A pro-gun supporter who argues about his or her second amendment rights, but thinks nothing of the other amendments.

2 comments:

Harriet said...

Of course, I agree. Also how reigious can you be if you ignore the Golden Rule? People who look down on others because of their lack of accomplishment ignore the Golden Rule and violate the basis of Jesus' thinking. He said, "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you"

Harriet said...

Of course, I agree. Also how reigious can you be if you ignore the Golden Rule? People who look down on others because of their lack of accomplishment ignore the Golden Rule and violate the basis of Jesus' thinking. He said, "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you"